Jews are like everyone else, only more so - Dr. Sam Chernoff, Waco, Texas

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand - Josh Billing

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money - Henny Youngman

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler - Albert Einstein

Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts - Albert Einstein

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something - Jackie Mason

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